魏贞和徐强专用坐便器70

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分类： 喜剧片 1991

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  • 休禧 3小时前 :

    捧年轻人效果不错，英国人讲绥靖……呃……故事没啥意思！

  • 才忆雪 8小时前 :

    挺好看，给了绥靖政策一个新的解读。不过希特勒一步一步通过选举成为民族社会主义德国工人党党魁，再通过选举成为国家元首，说明那段时间德国民族主义之高涨。细思极恐。

  • 宗政冷菱 8小时前 :

    英国总督和他婆娘＝变态公婆

  • 拓跋谷秋 5小时前 :

    男主两人要是早点认识，还用等15年再搞到人人有枪用？印度估计都早解放了

  • 佴浩宕 0小时前 :

    4.25/5 不愧是印度今年的抗戰神片，印度版《戰狼》、《狙擊手》、《梅爾吉勃遜之英雄本色》、《終極戰士》，打鬥偶爾還有股《殺破狼》的狠勁，諜對諜也有股《無間道》的味道。

  • 及俊风 4小时前 :

    多少年后

  • 利涵桃 2小时前 :

    当之无愧的神操作，比姆与拉朱在桥上荡秋千开始，神片的属性就冒了出来，之后拿对立的友谊煽情，英国人派对上大跳剽悍的印度舞，死到临头的比姆纵情高歌，暂时让人忽略了神的存在，可互救的段落一来，神迹就变得不可阻挡，摩托车都能当玩具耍。

  • 军君丽 3小时前 :

    当时人们的反战意识都如此强烈

  • 斛痴海 4小时前 :

    “We don’t choose the times we live in, the only choice we have is how we respond to it.”

  • 卫斌 4小时前 :

    英伦男主很帅，角色跟他没有一点点的貌合神离。但不得不说，希特勒的角色没选好，当时的希特勒怎么就是个老头子啦？！！

  • 公叔千风 4小时前 :

    这个电影SB的地方在于傲慢，做为一战胜利国的人民完全无视德国普通百姓的的感受，杀了希特勒就能解决问题吗？

  • 佘易槐 2小时前 :

    4.这原始的攻击方式真的超帅，可惜了，电影就这段算有点帅！

  • 怡璟 5小时前 :

    抗英爽片，值得一看~

  • 呼延流婉 1小时前 :

    2022/6/12/阿三深得手撕鬼子精髓。

  • 函新儿 5小时前 :

    哈哈哈，除了莫名其妙的歌舞、开挂的抗英神片剧情，长达三小时的电影居然没有让人疲倦，一波波的剧情小高潮，人物的情感也能让人认同

  • 天琨瑜 4小时前 :

    1.handsome guys

  • 万俟玲珑 1小时前 :

    百兽出笼精彩纷呈，水火斗那段太好笑了，能把这么苦大仇深的故事制作得如此欢乐，真是了不起。

  • 卫铮祢 6小时前 :

    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

  • 南门依萱 7小时前 :

    印度终于能拍一部描写搅屎棍英国在印度胡作非为、草菅人命的片子，真难得，就凭揭露搅屎棍的恶行，就应该给5星。

  • 呼延柔惠 2小时前 :

    5.比抗日神剧还神剧，这要是中国人拍，怕不是毕导的待遇.

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